Women With Glasses

I don’t know when it started, but as of late I’ve had a “thing” for women with glasses. I can’t say why this is the case. Back in middle school and high school, the only reason to chill with the girls who wore glasses was to use her enough so that she would hopefully let you cheat off of her test in first period. I can’t even say there’s anything particularly intriguing about them, but whatever it is, it’s captivating. I’ve come up with a few reasons as to why these women may or may not have that special something that just makes you want to jump their bones. Let’s explore.

Intelligence – This probably goes back to that one teacher you had in high school…you know the one who you wanted to bend over her desk after class. Yep… that one. Every man wants a woman with brains and beauty. In addition to a nice pair of sweater puppies and a donk, intelligence is also very sexy, and women with glasses just seem smarter than those without. Nobody wants to wife the dumb broad. I prefer a more stimulating conversation besides whether or not LC and Heidi will make up on next week’s episode of The Hills.

Style – Even if a young lady isn’t the brightest light on the Christmas tree, she can get a pass if she’s a fly bitch (Disclaimer: That word “bitch” is meant entirely as a compliment.) I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: “A chick with a wack shoe game is an automatic deal breaker.” These kinds of things are important. If a woman has enough style sense that she can turn an everyday necessity into fashion accessory, then that’s the kind of woman for me. She’s the kind of woman who you take out in public and make heads turn. Only when people turn their heads, they aren’t doing a double-take and laughing at you behind your back.

Mystique – This may be the best explanation of why the woman with the glasses gets my juices flowing. I can’t decipher if she’s hiding something or not; whether she’s a good girl trying to be bad or a bad girl trying to be good. Either way, this can be played to my advantage. You might notice this young lady sitting at the desk next to yours at work. You always see her in such a professional and classy manner then when you go out after work you see her at happy hour knocking back shots of Don Julio, completely unaware of the fact that she’s giving the whole bar crotch shots like Britney Spears… the fine one, not the crazy bitch (Disclaimer: The word “bitch” is used entirely as an adjective to describe how fucked the fuck up she was). Now you can’t even focus on those TPS reports that are due when you come back to the office because all you can think of is taking her to one of the empty conference rooms and going to work on her like a Mexican standing in front of Home Depot.

I can’t be the only one who has become taken with the “lady in the glasses.” Questions, comments, want to go to Lens Crafters or Eye Masters to pick up some ladies? Leave a comment below or email us at myshoebag@live.com