If a dude is bored on a Friday night, chances are he’ll call one of his boys to see what’s up for the night. Is there anywhere they can go where there may be a chance of them picking up some new women at the bar/club? Because the only thing better than pu**y, is new pu**y. If that falls through, then he’ll likely scroll through his contact list to find someone who can get his rocks off real quick. It might not be something new, but it’s better than none. If that doesn’t work out, then chances are he’s probably just gonna pour up, possibly smoke on something, rub one out to soft core porn on Skinemax, and play Call of Duty until he falls asleep. It might not be as good an actual woman, but at least he doesn’t have to worry about having to think of a way to leave or get her out of his place when he’s done. This is the life of 95% of single men on weekends.
A woman, on the other hand, when bored on a Friday night will call some poor unsuspecting young man up, who thinks he has a chance to get some, and will coerce him into taking her to dinner. Not because she necessarily likes the guy, but simply because she wants something to eat and doesn’t want to pay for it herself. I’m warning all of the guys out there to please beware of the dinner whore. Urban Dictionary describes her as:
“A girl who is exclusively after a free meal or an expensive gift. She actively seeks out dates with well-off men who will wine and dine her at upscale restaurants. She is usually physically attractive enough to make the man fall for her feminine wiles. She will rarely have sex with these men until they spend a certain number of dollars on her. Nobody knows exactly what that number is, so the man keeps spending and spending, while the dinner whore keeps living it up.”
I will readily acknowledge that men use women too, but it’s totally different. When a man uses a woman, it’s likely for sex and little more than that. But if the woman keeps coming back for more sex then that more than likely means she’s getting some kind of enjoyment out of it too. In this case, everybody wins, so technically no one has done anything wrong. In the case of the dinner whore however, the guy has no idea he’s being used. In his mind since he’s taking her on all these dates, there must be something brewing here. He might start catching feelings. He might start following her to clubs in an unmarked car with pajamas on. Not that I’ve ever done that, but I’m saying it could happen to anybody.
The bad thing is, I can’t even place all the blame on the dinner whore. She’s just hustling as best as she knows how. Unfortunately, there remain simps out there in this world who will continue to pay and pay and pay for this woman’s company without even getting remotely close to any type of intercourse. Not even a rub and tug. So what do we regular guys do with all these gassed up women, who think their conversation alone is good enough to get a free meal out of us? Watch for the warning signs. Chances are, if after the second or third date, she hasn’t offered to pay up then she’s using you. If she only talks about herself and constantly refers to the expensive things she owns, then she is using you. If she constantly refers to herself as an “Independent Woman” then she’s using you. In the words of my boy V Mac, “If you have to say it, it ain’t true.” If she shows little interest in your life/work/interests/etc, then yes, she probably is using you. If you notice a pattern of the men she’s dated are something like: lawyer/doctor/athlete/rapper, but she’s a bartender, she’s probably just looking for somebody to trick some cash off on her. Side note: If SHE asks YOU to go out, then SHE should pay.
Don’t let these prostitute-lite women fool you. Here’s a little trick I learned from a wise man: when the bill comes, tell her you left your wallet in your other pants. The expression on her face will tell you all you need to know. If a woman is really into you, then she wouldn’t have a problem picking up the tab. A woman only there for a free meal will have a look on her face like someone just pissed in her Moscato.
If all else fails, just join the Hard on Hoes movement and save yourself a lot of headaches.
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