Mobile, Alabama - Reports have been confirmed that the leprechaun who has terrorized the streets of Mobile, Alabama for over two years has been apprehended by local authorities. After a three hour standoff in a barn located in the deep woods, police were able to subdue and bring the suspect in for questioning. Though charges against the leprechaun were not initially released to the public, there have been whispers that the suspect is being held at an undisclosed facility without bond until he is set to be arraigned. A witness who wishes to remain unidentified has been credited with releasing the most valuable piece of information to authorities, after he presented a life like sketch of the leprechaun. MyShoeBag was able to catch up with the unnamed witness earlier today, who said he picked up the art of sketching while attending a local community college. When asked whether or not he was an art major, the witness replied, “No, I went to school for comprutas.”
In an exclusive interview with MSB reporters, the leprechaun maintained his innocence, saying the only crime that he had committed was “being a green man in America.” If lab tests confirm that fingerprints found on a magic flute, which is believed to enable its user to cast spells over others, belong to the suspect in question, he will be officially charged with 3 counts of terrorism by a Non-American citizen.
The standoff began after a local man uprooted a tree with a back hoe, believed to be the hideout of the leprechaun by many residents of the neighborhood. Local hero Q’Andre Marshall remained humble, however, even after receiving the key to the city for Acts of Bravery. Reporters swarmed Marshall with questions of how he was able to display such courage in a stressful situation, in which he excitedly responded, “I jes’ wanted the gol’.” Though no gold was confiscated from the scene authorities have began a thorough investigation to uncover whether or not the leprechaun was working with anyone in the neighborhood to see if he was tipped off before his immanent arrest.
The case remains open as of press release.
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