Anybody ever been grocery shopping and you see a kid misbehaving? Why is it that the parent decides that the best way to get the kid to act right is through the use of logical reasoning, and talking to the kid? Doesn’t that make you want to tell the parents, “Snap Out of It,” followed by a slap. Seriously, your child is your personal property. You should be able to do with it what you will (within reason). This includes whooping his/her ass on a daily basis if need be.
That’s what this latest segment will be catered to. So let’s jump in head first to the first subject of the week. This is something that really gets under my skin. I hope no one is offended by this, but if you are, well…then fix the problem and this article will no longer be about you. I REALLY HATE IT WHEN FAT PEOPLE WEAR SHORTS, and the shorts go up between their legs; or when they wear a shirt that is too small, and I can see their pot belly.
It’s like having your draws in your ass, but they are between your legs instead. I know you notice it or at least feel it when the skin from your legs rubs together. No one wants to see the wrinkle of your upper thigh. GOSH!!!! It’s disgusting and shows no respect for the people around you.
Please hide your pot belly with a bigger shirt. That’s all that needs to be said about that. Not sexy.
Here are 3 solutions for you, with the first one being the only option you should really have.
Option 1: Lose weight. Not being funny, but it’s for your own benefit. Believe me, it will make life easier
Option 2: Wear tights under your shorts or get bigger ones. The tights help, but you might get hot. Then you will sweat. Then you will smell
Option 3: Have a friend pull it out for you every time it happens.
Please take care of this problem immediately.
Signing Out
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